YOU CAN'T BUY
A CASHBROWN.
YOU MINE ONE.

4,096 crispy browns that live inside one contract. No allowlist, no presale: your browser grinds memory-hard argon2id until a hash clears the target, you pay the current epoch's entry price, and the contract draws the brown from your proof - costume, palette, the works, forever. CPUs only. GPUs get nothing.

MINED SO FAR - / 4,096

DIFFICULTY

AVG RUNS

ENTRY PRICE

EPOCH

LAST SIGNAL-

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01PROOF OF WORK

FIRE UP THE FRYER

WALLET not connected

NETWORK

WORKERS · RATE - runs/s · TRIED 0

LUCK METER (avg find at runs)

argon2id · 64 MiB · memory-hard: one brown per honest grind.

02THE COLLECTION

VARIANT ARRAY

Twelve archetypes, twelve screens. Every brown rolls an archetype, a background, eyes and a mouth from its mining seed. RAINBOW: THE CRISPY ONE is the 0.5% chase.

RECENT SIGNALS

no signals yet. be the first on air.

03TOKENOMICS

FRIED, NOT PRINTED

EPOCHS

Supply doubles per epoch: 8, 16, 32 ... 2,048, then an 8-brown wall. Entry price steps up each epoch, mirroring hashcats: 0.000069 ETH in epoch 0 to 0.08176 ETH at the wall.

FEES 15 / 15 / 70

Every mint fee splits on-chain: 15% dev wallet one, 15% dev wallet two, 70% recycled to the community sink. Hard-coded, nobody can redirect it.

$CBROWN

Each brown claims $CBROWN once - 1,024 in epoch 0, halving every epoch. Burn a brown (after 10 min) for a 1,000 $CBROWN reward. Secondary royalties 5%.

04ON CHAIN

NOTHING LIVES OFF CHAIN

Archetypes, palettes, costumes and the renderer all sit in contract storage. tokenURI builds the vector SVG on the fly and hands back a data URI - the collection keeps working even if this site disappears. Anyone can verify any mint by recomputing one argon2 run.